talk to the mirror oh
choke back tears and
keep telling yourself that
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
reblog this to be considered as a member of club cool, a secret club which will be home to only the coolest of bloggers, you know you want in.
you dont have to be following anyone, thats a waste of time
the members of this group will never be revealed to you, unless you become one of them
you will be messaged if you are chosen
bye for now
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Maybe the dog is your mom
my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier